The Orange
Anne Gardner Anne Gardner

The Orange

Orange groves. For as far as the eye can see.

On a recent drive through central Florida, the state's official fruit was on full display. This is Tropicana country after all, an industry that processes approximately 4 billion oranges annually. 

As a kid, orange juice was a frequent staple of my diet. After breakfast, we'd push back our chairs while gulping the remaining dregs of its sweet, pulpy flavor. My lips smack just thinking about it.

Tropicana, in business for nearly 80 years, will no doubt produce orange juice for generations to come. Long Live The ORANGE!

"Every glass of Tropicana is filled with a million sips of sunshine. Tropicana. Sip Your Sunshine." - Marketing Slogan

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Silhouette

And the winner is ... AF-655! Otherwise known as "Silhouette," this year's Paint Color of the Year.

Spring has officially sprung, which means countless lawn, garden, and home projects are now underway. What's the easiest fix for those longing for a decorating change? A fresh coat of paint, that's what.

Described by manufacturer Benjamin Moore as weaving "luxurious burnt umber with delicate notes of charcoal," the 2026 selection seems geared for those looking for a rich earth tone palette. 

Sound enticing? Then it's time to break out your paintbrush. A gallon of AF-655 awaits you!

"A fresh coat of paint is like a new beginning for your home. It's a chance to create a space that reflects your personality and brings you joy."

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Choices
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Choices

It has been estimated by the NOAA that the coastline of the United States comprises some 95,471 miles. Water abounds. But only within reach of a few of us.

Cresting Pico Boulevard in Santa Monica recently, my entire windshield was suddenly filled with a view of the Pacific Ocean. For the lion's share of my life, I have lived close enough to the edge of the land that this doesn't strike me as peculiar. But the abrupt disappearance of terra firma IS a jarring concept. Deep water is closer than we realize. 

Every day provides an opportunity to right the ship, to make better choices, to carve a new path. But this realization is rarely actualized because letting go of old patterns and comfortable environs keeps most of us safely on dry land. We search the horizon, but only with our eyes, even though the sea is so tantalizingly close.

What would it take, I wonder, to instead choose the waves?

"In order to find a new land, you must lose sight of the shore." - Sara Blakely

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Poppies
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Poppies

818.768.1802 X7

Or as we call it in Los Angeles, the "Poppy Hot Line."

Once in a blue moon, the parched ground of SoCal absorbs enough winter rain to create a burst of flowers come springtime. Scattered across the desert plains sprout purple lupine, yellow goldfields, brittlebush, and cream cups, creating a vibrant carpet of color.

But the star of the show is the Eschscholzia californica, otherwise known as the California poppy.

A designated information line has been created for the crazed fans of our luminary state flower. The recorded message is updated each Friday, charting the bloom patterns of the brilliant orange florets. 

If you've never punched in this nine-digit series, now's the time. "Spring Bling" is here!

"Poppies, poppies, poppies will put them to sleep." - The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz (1939)

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Roadside America
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Roadside America

Roadside attractions are my jam.

I never, EVER, go on a road trip without planning a side jaunt to see something quirky, creepy, or just plain weird. 

I've already seen many of the iconic attractions of the American roadways; Graceland (Memphis, TN), the Corn Palace (Mitchell, SD), Cadillac Ranch (Amarillo, TX), and the biggest ball of twine (Darwin, MN), as examples. That said, some of my favorites receive far less fanfare. The house made of paper comes to mind (Rockport, MA), and the 40-foot-tall file cabinet (Burlington, VT), and of course the largest bottle of ketchup (Collinsville, IL), just waiting for a Big Mac to come along.

Always on the prowl, a recent trip to California's central valley brought some new opportunities to explore. But which site would win my heart? The coffeepot water tower in Kingsbury? Or perhaps the root beer drive-in of Selma? Or maybe the milk bottling facility in Tulare?

But when all the votes were cast, a clear winner emerged. This trip's blue ribbon goes to the 7-story tree house in Traver. Talk about feeling like a kid again!

“And just like that, we were on our way to everywhere.” - Emery Lord

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SJC
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SJC

Mission San Juan Capistrano was founded in 1776, the seventh of 21 missions located across the state.

Considered the "Jewel of the California Missions," its red-tiled roof stood in stark contrast to the cobalt sky during the day I visited. I dawdled near the flower beds. I watched a monarch butterfly flit from stem to stem. I perched on a wooden bench to gaze at a line of bells and strolled through the courtyards.

While I was dazzled by the display of beauty, oh how my heart swelled once inside the candlelit chapel.

The soft chanting of monks wafted from the organ loft. Women knelt in prayer. The air hummed with a kind of energy I rarely experience outside of the pews.

Despite a sturdy faith, the chasm that separates me from the beyond can often feel like an exhaustive reach. But the spiritual monikers of my youth; tallow, hymns, and the worn pages of idle prayer books still provide me with solace and hope. Which is exactly what I found that day, waiting for me in the dark...

"I love when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church." - Khalil Gibran, author of The Prophet

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Leap

29 feet, 2 ½ inches. 

I was just eight years old when American track and field sensation Bob Beamon shattered the Olympic long jump record. While some believed the "thin air" of Mexico City gave him an untoward edge, what Beamon accomplished that day was beyond what anyone could have imagined. His try exceeded the previous record by two FEET. On October 18, 1968, Bob Beamon became a legend.

Every time the Olympics roll around, I am reminded of the epic feats of athleticism I have witnessed over the years. The "Miracle on Ice." Nadia Comăneci's perfect 10. Mark Spitz sinking his opponents on the way to winning 7 races in just 8 days. Joan Benoit securing the first ever gold medal in the women's marathon. Usain Bolt sprinting his way to fame. Bruce Jenner's flag-draped jog after his 1976 decathlon win.

Memories of Kristi Yamaguchi, Carl Lewis, Simone Biles, Katie Ledecky, Michael Phelps, Chloe Kim, and even my hometown neighbor Aly Raisman still flash across my mind when I hear the Olympic soundtrack begin to play. That music brings a catch to my throat, a Pavlovian reaction to my own cache of recollections.

This past Sunday the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics came to a close. But I'll see you on July 14, 2028 when the Games come to our own home turf. Only 866 more days!

"Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts." — Dan Gable, 1972 Olympic Gold Medal Wrestler

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Ice Cream

California and ice cream go WAY back.

In 1906 the hot fudge sundae is said to have been invented by Hollywood ice cream shop owner Clarence Clifton Brown. Ever consider where the flavor "Rocky Road" was concocted? Look no further than Oakland, home of William Dreyer. He crafted the marshmallow, almond, chocolate ice cream concoction in 1929 as a nod to the Great Depression.

In fact, for the past twenty years, California has produced more ice cream (5.5 million gallons in 2024) than any other state. Is it any wonder then that former California governor Ronald Reagan designated a "National Ice Cream Day" in 1984? Forget swimming pools and movie stars. Ice cream is the real king of the Golden State.

Lest you think California's ice cream fascination is purely culinary, check out the water tower just off the I-15 in Yermo. Here in California's high desert is a 65-foot replica sundae, replete with sprinkles, strawberry sauce, and the obligatory cherry. 

Now that's my kind of stop!

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" - 1927 song (music and lyrics by Howard Johnson, Billy Moll, and Robert A. King) 

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Centennial!
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Centennial!

The Los Angeles Central Library is hosting its centennial celebration in 2026!

In July of 1926, the main library located just off Pershing Square, was completed. The complex now includes two buildings; the historic Goodhue portion and a wing added in 1993 named after former LA major Tom Bradley. An architectural gem, the library showcases a wonderful collection tucked within the most stylish of scenery.

Over the course of the next twelve months, the library will roll out new exhibits, commemorative merchandise, gather items for a time capsule, and offer special edition library cards. Oh, and the card catalog is coming BACK, exciting news for those of us raised in the analog age.

Not to worry, you too can be part of the year-long celebration. The library is soliciting short videos from the public for their oral history project. If you have a memory or story about the central library, you can self-tape or attend an in-person recording.

But you'll have to get in line behind me!

“The only thing you absolutely have to know is the location of the library.” - Albert Einstein

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Super Bowl Sunday
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Super Bowl Sunday

3-28.

If you're from New England, this is a code you instantly recognize, seared into our collective memories on February 5, 2017.

With just over two minutes remaining in the third quarter of Super Bowl LI, the Patriots were trailing the Atlanta Falcons. My hometown team looked despondent. Slumped on my hotel bed in NYC, I felt much the same way.

But somehow, inexplicably, the Patriots mustered a comeback. Scoring 31 unanswered points, the Pats went on to win the game in overtime, securing their fifth title.

This Sunday my team will vie for their seventh Super Bowl victory. Long gone are the days of power couple Brady and Belichick. This new crop of guys has no storied legacy on which to rely. They will need to calm their nerves and play their hearts out if they are to overcome the talented and gritty Seahawks.

And I will be watching, this time, ironically, from a hotel room in ... Atlanta.

"If you're not gonna go all the way, why go at all?" — Joe Namath, quarterback of the New York Jets and Super Bowl III Champion (January 12, 1969)

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Chanel N°5

Chanel N°5.

That was the one, and only, fragrance available in the opulent dressing area just off the Founders Room in the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. During its cinematic heyday, it was here that the Academy Awards were held for nearly three decades. When Hollywood starlets emerged from the dressing area having had their hair and makeup fine-tuned, a bottle of Chanel N°5 sat waiting for them on the sideboard. 

Chanel N°5, the brainchild of Coco Chanel, was launched on the fifth day of the fifth month in 1921. It was an immediate sensation, foregoing the traditional single-flower formulations used by most fragrances of its time.. Famously worn by Marilyn Monroe, the brand has been represented by such luminaries as Catherine Deneuve, Nicole Kidman, and most recently, Margot Robbie.

While on a recent tour of the Pavilion, a docent told me of the ubiquitous presence of Chanel at the Oscars. But there is a more complicated story underneath all that glitz and glamour. The founder's legacy also includes an affair with a Nazi agent and evidence of antisemitic leanings. In an ironic twist, Chanel, later shepherded by Karl Lagerfeld and now owned by the Wertheimer family, recently made a multi-million-dollar donation towards humanitarian efforts for Israel following the attack on October 7, 2023. 

During a week in which we mark International Holocaust Remembrance Day, it's important to remember that all kinds of masks, perfume and otherwise, hide, but do not erase, what lies beneath. 

"Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides." — Andre Malraux, novelist and member of the French Resistance

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Yes, We Can!

The first national park I ever visited was the scene of the opening salvo of the Revolutionary War. "The shot heard 'round the world" occurred in what is now known as Minute Man National Historical Park, encompassing portions of both Concord and Lexington (MA). 

At this point I have been to many NPS properties, including stretches of the West that lay claim to Glacier, Arches, and Mount Rushmore. But next on my list is a location off the beaten track, based in the small town of Richmond (CA), home to the Rosie the Riveter World War II Home Front National Park. 

It was here that Betty Reid Soskin, raised on the raucous streets of New Orleans during the 1920's, became the oldest serving park ranger in the U.S., retiring from the above-named facility at the ripe old age of 100. 

Betty embodied many of the characteristics of the story she so often told, refusing to be confined by the norms of her time. She worked tirelessly for racial integration. She co-founded a gospel record store. She wrote a memoir, had a local Middle School named after her, and even attended the inauguration of President Barack Obama.

Inspired by the museum's famous 1942 WWII recruitment poster, Betty's life was a tribute to Rosies everywhere... 

"Yes We Can!" - J. Howard Miller, creator of the Rosie the Riveter poster 

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All in the Family

Watching All in the Family was a staple of my childhood Saturday nights.

I was just ten years old when the show first aired. Although a massive hit for CBS, the series also sparked a sizable cultural backlash. The show's characters regularly sparred over some of the most sensitive subjects of the era. The Vietnam War. Racism. Antisemitism. Abortion. Homosexuality. No subject was sacrosanct when it came to the Bunkers, a working-class family from Queens.

The on-screen battles usually featured Archie, a blue-collar WWII veteran, and Mike, his progressive and opinionated son-in-law. Carroll O'Connor and Rob Reiner were both masterful in bringing these roles to light, each winning multiple Emmy awards for their portrayals. 

Reiner would go on to even greater success behind the camera. But when I hear his name I still picture the corduroy-donned, cheesy-mustache wearing, "Meathead" of my youth.

RIP Rob Reiner. You will be missed.....

"I could win the Nobel Prize and they'd still write "Meathead wins the Nobel." - Rob Reiner

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Fear

No predators. How is that possible?

It was the first day of a recent trip to New Zealand. Our Kiwi guide began by sharing a few fun facts about his homeland, this among them. "Here in New Zealand, we have no natural predators. No snakes, no wolves, no bears. You could put a pillow down in the forest and take a nap. There is nothing here to harm you."

I later learned this was a bit of an exaggeration. New Zealand does, in fact, have a few itinerant creatures unwittingly introduced from beyond its borders; namely rats, possums, and stoats. And yet the impact of that initial statement remained. Which made me wonder. 

What would my life be like without predators, without fear?

What if I felt safe to walk the streets, day or night? What if I never worried my careful fiduciary planning would fall prey to something beyond my control? What if thoughts of a lonely or pain-ridden death never crossed my mind? What if I stopped losing sleep over how bias or prejudicial policies might damage me?

Intellectually I understand fear is a natural and essential part of our wiring. All of us depend on this reflex to survive. But I also know that fear, real or imagined, can sap so much of the joy life offers.

As we move into 2026, perhaps a different perspective on fear might make this upcoming year all we hope it can be...

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us." - Marianne Williamson

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The Penny
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The Penny

November 12, 2025. The day the penny died.

After decades of debate, the production of pennies officially ceased last month. The cost-benefit analysis finally slayed the copper coin. At last reporting, the price of minting each one-cent piece had risen to 3.69 cents. The math just doesn't work anymore.

The original penny, first struck in 1792, featured a feminine figure representing the ideal of liberty. Our contemporary coin appeared in 1909, commemorating the 100th birthday of President Lincoln. His craggy profile was the first presidential face to grace a coin, and on the flip side, a rendering of the well-known Lincoln Memorial. 

As a kid, my Dad taught me to check each penny I got for the alternative wheat design. "Wheaties," as they are called, feature two stalks of grain on the coins' posterior, a design choice that pre-dates the completion of the famed monument in 1922. Continued production from 1909 to1958 means there are plenty of "wheaties" still in circulation. I have a jar full of them to prove it.

I mourn the demise of the penny. And the writer in me wonders if the words I associate with this staple of my youth will die as well. "A pretty penny." "Penny pincher." "Penny wise and pound foolish." And perhaps my favorite.

"Penny for your thoughts?"

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere, is making a penny." - Steven Wright

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Braces

Orthodontia. The gateway to modern adolescence.

Back in the early 1970's, I was among the legion of kids to be fitted for braces. Silver tracks were affixed to both my upper and lower teeth, much to my dismay. Remember those pesky rubber bands? Yup, I had those too. But the pièce de résistance was surely the contraption known as "headgear." 

This metal halo was held in place by two small tubes on my back molars along with an elastic strap that stretched across the back of my neck. It looked ridiculous and felt far worse.

I was instructed to wear this apparatus at night while I slept. "SLEPT?" I thought. Has he SEEN this thing? My orthodontist was clearly unfamiliar with the basic ergonomics of both pillows and sleeping....

"I didn't want to have braces when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure my dad didn't want to pay for them." - Jessica Pare

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And the answer is…
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And the answer is…

Wordle. Phenomenon or fad?

I'm a fairly late arrival to the daily word puzzle that has captured the imaginations of lexophiles everywhere. But now, Wordle is as much a part of my morning routine as brushing my teeth.

First released in October 2021, Wordle's popularity skyrocketed after the New York Times acquired the game in January of 2022. In November of that same year, Tracy Bennett became the puzzle's first editor. She whittled the dictionary's 5-letter possibilities (13,000 in total) to roughly 2,000 prospects each year. And from that group, 365 answers are chosen.

Bennett initially selected her answers with an eye toward the date they were to appear. As an example, on November 11th the Wordle answer was "MEDAL," an homage to Veterans Day. This practice created some pushback from puzzle purists who felt the tactic was too schmaltzy for a highbrowed brainteaser. 

Not to me. I'll take all the help I can get!

"I just wanted a game that was just three minutes of your time a day, and that's it. That's all it wanted from you." - Josh Wardle, inventor of Wordle

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The Episcopate
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The Episcopate

The room where it happened.

In this case, that would be the main hall of the Riverside Convention Center, where after two days of deliberation and multiple ballots, the eighth bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Los Angeles was chosen.

In my nearly twenty years as an ordained minister, this was the first time I participated in electing a bishop. In some ways it is a byzantine process, shaped by multiple layers of rules and procedures. But interwoven with the systematic nuts and bolts was a palpable sense of the sacred.

Before and after each vote there were periods of silence, prayer, reflection, and the occasional hymn. There was no posturing. There was no combative debate. And when the selection was finally announced, the room was filled with a solemn silence. 

On that day the episcopate, certainly a position of power and privilege, became more lamb than lion, a reminder that to be chosen bishop is to be recognized as the lead pastor.

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek

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Color!
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Color!

Chlorophyll. Sometimes less is more.

As you might remember from your elementary school science curriculum, chlorophyll is the magic sauce responsible for keeping green leaves green. But as cooler temperatures and shorter days prevail, this pigment begins to break down, changing foliage into shades of red, orange, and yellow.

The vibrant leaves of autumn bring flocks of tourists to my native New England. I too recently returned for a visit and experienced this colorful medley for myself. The kaleidoscope never gets old. 

Boston is known for many things ... Dunkin Donuts, crazed drivers, our gruff demeanor and, at times, an undecipherable dialect. But let's give credit where credit is due. When you're hunkered down with a bowl of clam chowder on a crisp November day, those gorgeous leaves still bring a smile.

Chlorophyll, see you in April.

"Autumn leaves don't fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar." - Delia Owens, author and zoologist

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Costumes

My level of fascination with Halloween costumes? Meh.

I was never much on crafting eye-catching outfits prior to a candy-inspired dash around my neighborhood. While other kids were decked out as Disney princesses or showcasing the latest superhero gadgets, I settled for being a skeleton or ghost. Bare bones, that was my mantra.

My tepid interest in fashion and makeup still lingers. But every so often even I surprise myself....

Less than two miles from my home is the iconic Western Costume Company. For over 100 years, WCC has supplied costume designers and stylists with stock, building their reputation as the fashion hub of "The Industry."

The WCC warehouse contains 2+ million costumes and 100,000 accessories, a compilation that translates into 8 miles of inventory. From Judy Garland's ruby slippers to the tailored suits of Mad Men's Don Draper, it's all there. Living, breathing, Hollywood history even this fashion-challenged "skeleton" can appreciate.

"Fashion is part of the daily air and it changes all the time. You can see and feel everything in clothes." - Diana Vreeland, fashion columnist 

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